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Venus de Milo, the only girl Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
Blame it on the good shit I inhaled, but the other night I decided to watch some of the piece of dried turtle shit that is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie on Netflix and I had three thoughts while watching it: 1) Why do I do this to myself? 2) Why am I betraying my childhood like this? 3) This shitty wreck would be a little less shitty if the chick Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was in it.
In the late-90s, Fox Kids squirted out a live-action Ninja Turtles series titled Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation. Joining Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello in that mess, was the first and only girl Ninja Turtle, Venus de Milo. Venus was the long-lost member of the Ninja Turtles who was mistakenly left behind by Splinter (dumb ass Splinter probably hitting that crack pipe) and she eventually traveled to NYC to join the other Ninja Turtles. Venus was raised by some magician who named her Mei Pieh Chi and taught her the art of Shinobi.
The Next Mutation was pretty much a flop and it was canceled after one season. Venus stuck around in the TMNT universe for a few years after the show was dumped in the gutter, but she eventually disappeared and hasn’t really been mentioned again.
Apparently, many Ninja Turtle fan boys were not here for Venus and I’m guessing it’s because the sight of her Ninja Turtle titties and Ninja Turtle coochie bump gave them the most awkward boner ever and they just couldn’t deal with it. Peter Laird, the co-creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, also hates Venus so much that he never wants to hear her name again. Stupid girl turtle-hating assholes! Well, sadly for them, Venus will forever live on thanks to YouTube and the Internet (click to the 2:15 mark to see the unveiling of the greatest Ninja Turtle ever).
Venus de Milo, the girl Ninja Turtle: NEVER 4GET!
Pic: TurtlePedia