I know, what a shocker, right? Gross garbage person is still gross. Okay, so I know you probably just got your gag reflex to finally calm down and end the violent dry heaves you got after watching Tyga’s video for “Stimulated” starring his 18-year-old girlfriend and current reason for relevancy, Kylie Jenner. But you better go grab some Pepto, because Tyga once again did something that will make you feel like you ate some bad clams. (Note: Bad Klams sounds like an all-Kardashian parody of Bad Blood).
While Khloe Kardashian was making the internet feel uncomfortable by reminding everyone that she once got a tattoo that said “Daddy” right above her ass, her little sister’s boyfriend was making people feel uncomfortable in real life. According to TMZ, Tyga performed at something called the First Slice Media Party last night, which is apparently the world’s largest pizza festival. Dear pizza: Are you that hard up for talent that Tyga is the best you could get? You’re pizza – have some respect for yourself. Anyways, Tyga clearly didn’t want any of that pizza to stay inside people’s stomachs for very long, because he uttered the barf-making words “Where all the little girls at?” before performing “Loyal.”
Some people (TMZ) thinks he’s saying “little” and some people think he’s saying “loyal“, but I’ll let you be the judge. Here’s the video of it. The exact moment that Chris Hansen’s pedo sense started tingling happens around the 0:17 mark.
I want to believe that Tyga was trolling people with his gross ways, but I don’t know. He could be saying “loyal” and he could be saying “little.” Although I wouldn’t be surprised if he was legitimately asking if there were any under 18 types in the audience who would be willing to wait on standby for him, because really, it’s only a matter of time before Kris Jenner finds someone less broke for Kim Jr. and has him written out of KUWTK.