Congratulations on your…gate? I guess? Whatever it is, the people who run the Deauville American Film Festival in France clearly have good taste, because they gave it to ageless 90s hunk Keanu Reeves. I couldn’t find any details (ie. I was too busy eating Kettle Chips and dancing to that “Why You Always Lying” Vine), so I’m going to assume the Deauville Film Fest was recognizing Keanu’s endless contributions to setting the hotness bar high and always clearing it. Yep, that’s totally the reason. He’s also there to hustle the horror film he’s in called Knock Knock, which I was surprised to learn isn’t about the two times Keanu found crazy lady fans in his house.
I know that talking about how Keanu Reeves doesn’t look a day over Ted Logan is redundant, but really, what is going on here. Keanu turned 51 on Wednesday. 51! Let’s take a closer look, shall we?
If Keanu combed a little Just For Men Moustache & Beard through that salt and pepper scraggle patch on his face, he could totally play Adam from Girls‘s sexy younger brother in a movie about two sexy brothers (I would watch that). Here’s more of Keanu working the hell out of a suit at the unveiling of his gate thing yesterday.