“Welcome to the club” said everyone whose eyes could barely stand watching Robin Thicke’s smug dirtbag face (seen above three times, and yes, I apologize for that) smug around on camera for 4 minutes and 31 seconds.
Even though Emily Ratajkowski owes her current career as a model-slash-actress to the words “The snotty-looking chick from the Blurred Lines video“, Emily Ratajkowski would like you to know she curses that video and spits on the ground every time her brain reminds her that she was in it. Emily took a long, hard wet fart on “Blurred Lines” during an interview with InStyle UK:
“I wasn’t into the idea at all at first. I think I came off as a bit annoyed in the video. Now, it’s the bane of my existence. When anyone comes up to me about Blurred Lines, I’m like, are we seriously talking about a video from three years ago?”
Okay, so that explains why she looks like she’d rather be getting a pap smear with a busted speculum than prancing around with her tits out (NSFW) with Alan’s son on a sound stage. Speaking of doctor’s visits, I totally believe that “Blurred Lines” is still a major pain in the ass for her. I imagine her gyno is like “Emily, I know you shot the Blurred Lines video three years ago, but I must warn you that skin-to-skin contact with Robin Thicke means you are still at risk for second-hand douche poisoning. Sometimes the symptoms don’t show up right away. For example, I noticed you were in a movie about douchey professional DJs. That concerns me.”
Here’s more of
that chick from the Blurred Lines video that chick from We Are Your Friends (is that really better Emily?) working some emo Little House on the Prairie vibes for InStyle UK.