Tyga should probably change the lyrics in his pedo anthem “Stimulated“ from “she a big girl, dawg, when she stimulated” to “she a big girl, dawg, when she lease her own gift.”
Radar is reporting some truly shocking news that will turn your Labor Day Weekend upside down and leave you feeling numb, confused and wondering what in the hell is true in this world. They say that the car Tyga presented to Kylie Jenner in front of all the paps on her 18th birthday wasn’t paid for in full. Hold on to your chair like it’s made of dicks, because the next revelation will blow you away. They say that the car was leased and Tyga took out the lease in Kylie’s name.
A source says that Tyga’s face and moral compass aren’t the only things that are broke about him. The source says that Tyga is worth $4 million, which is fuck-it money rich to you and me, but is apparently considered broke in the rapper world. Tyga doesn’t have enough money to spend on the car that costs about as much as many single-family homes and he didn’t lease it in his name, because he doesn’t want to be left with the payments once they break up.
“He leased it. He couldn’t afford to actually buy one for her. He put the lease in her name, so if anything goes wrong financially she’s on the hook paying for it.”
The source also says that the Kartrashians are concerned that Tyga is just using Kylie. Overdosing on Botox and silicone must give the Kartrashians extreme powers of perception, because I always thought that Tyga was with Kylie for her intellect and knowledge of classic literature. But seriously…
This is just sloppy, sloppy work from Pimp Mama Kris. She should’ve given the money to Tyga and hired a paparazzo to take pictures of him handing over said money (in the form of cash in a Birkin bag) to the Ferrari dealer. Then PMK should’ve leaked a story about how Tyga bought the car in full with his own money, but put it in Kylie’s name, because if for some weird reason their true love breaks, he can’t claim it. I really thought that PMK was an impeccable puppet master pimp who perfectly executed all of her stunts. I thought wrong. You really think you know a demon…
And here’s Wite Chyna going somewhere.