Night Crumbs

September 4, 2015 / Posted by:

RIP Shia LaDouche’s rattail weave. You were too gorgeous for this world. Goodnight, sweet, beautiful rattail angel. (And I bet Shia shaved his head because he got a case of mutant lice.) – Popsugar

A backstage VMAs video of Taylor Swift made the rounds and in it, her handlers cover her as she does something with her nose. The rumor started that she was doing coke and her publicist immediately said that pristine Taylor of Green Gables wasn’t snorting the bad shit. She was blowing her nose and didn’t want anyone to see her snots coming out. So, now you know. Taylor doesn’t do coke, okay? She’s just naturally that annoying – Lainey Gossip 

The court in Monaco ordered Kelly Rutherford to hand over her children’s passports and a new hearing has been set for October. I’m sure before the month is over, Kelly Rutherford will be tacked by the Secret Service after she hops the White House fence and runs down the lawn while screaming for President Obama to rescue her American citizen children from the corrupt Monaco government – Celebitchy

That robot mask emotes more human emotion than Jessica Alba’s face does – Drunken Stepfather

The ex-husband of Tamra Barney from The Real Housewives of Orange County says she’s a regular Mommie Dearest – Reality Tea 

Jessica Alba’s Honest Company is being sued for not being honest and while they’re at it, they should sue her for calling whatever she’s done in movies “acting” – The Superficial 

Caitlyn Jenner used to be against same-sex marriage, but it sounds like she kind of tolerates it now, because if she speaks out against it the entire LGBT community will rip her weave to shreds – Towleroad

Selena Gomez does the “airing out my sweaty pits” pose – Popoholic

Joanna Krupa should’ve changed her outfit before leaving the bukkake party – Hollywood Tuna 

Anne Hathaway says she’s an old hag in Hollywood years and is losing roles to youngins’ – Jezebel

It’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, so why not watch a baby tortoise eating apple sauce? – The Berry 

Pink thinks this year’s MTV VMAs was a giant piece of trash, as opposed to other years when it’s been an elegant display of class and refinement – HuffPo

This Texas sorority girl is riding around in a Barbie car after getting caught drunk driving outside of a Waka Flocka concert. I don’t know if she’s my hero or is the worst. I’m kind of going with “the worst,” because who goes to a Waka Flocka concert?! – WWTDD

Here’s Taco Bell’s fried chicken shell taco and yes, I totally would – OMG Blog

The bouquet that Kanye West sent Taylor Swift looks like a leftover from his wedding wall – SOW

The 90s wet farted all over Kristen StewartJust Jared

And here’s some news that’ll make the crazy Robsten fangirls rub themselves raw with happiness – ICYDK

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