Night Crumbs

The tabloids are finding stuff about Sandra Bullock’s current piece Bryan Randall. Apparently he dumped his 23-year-old girlfriend of 3 years Paris St. John right before getting with Sandy. Two things boggle my mind about that: 1) Yes, Sandra is a famous millionaire, but a dude in L.A. dumping a younger piece for an older piece is still some bizarre shit. 2) Who in the HELL dumps a chick whose name sounds like the name of a Bond Girl or a porn star from the 70s?! – Lainey Gossip 

And here’s a video of Paris St. John singing next to Sandra Bullock’s new piece in the car – Lainey Gossip 

So I guess one of the writers at InTouch Weekly is a hardcore Directioner – Celebitchy

Peter Lindbergh photographed a bunch of 90s models, but this shoot is nothing without Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, etc.. etc.. – Drunken Stepfather

Brandi Glanville turned down Celebrity Big Brother – Reality Tea 

Kate Gosselin has happily signed over the rights to her possum haircut to Justin Bieber – The Superficial 

Dried piece of cauliflower Armie Hammer is going to be in Tom Ford’s next movie – Towleroad

Everyone wants Tom Hardy to be the next James Bond, because you know, he’s so far from street that he’s sidewalk – IDLYITW

Lindsay Lohan, take note – Hollywood Tuna 

What in the hell kind of GD outfit is AnnaLynne McCord wearing? – Popoholic

If there was a Super Bowl for fetching, this dog would win it – The Berry 

Keep sending Jimmy Kimmel death threats on YouTube, because he loves them – Pajiba

Panty Creamer of the Day: A topless Ryan Phillippe at the beach – Popsugar

I don’t know who Loretta Jenkins is, but I rose my hands during her sermon – Boy Culture

Insert kitten jokes here: Cat Deeley is knocked up – Just Jared

Christopher Meloni is giving me Mr. Clean hotness – SOW

And just like yesterday, let’s end with a headline:

That is such a Joan Crawford thing to do.

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