Night Crumbs

September 1, 2015 / Posted by:

The first trailer for The Danish Girl is out and it shows Eddie Redmayne as Lili Elbe, one of the first transgender women to get sex reassignment surgery. After watching the trailer, Leonardo DiCaprio called up Victoria’s Secret and placed his order for a bunch of Angels on Oscar night. Because he’s going to need to drown his sorrows in some model coochie after he loses again – Lainey Gossip 

Susan Sarandon has the sads, because her younger ping-pong mogul ex-boyfriend has gone on to gold dig an older woman – Celebitchy

So it looks like The Real Housewives of Atlanta is filling the void left by NeNe Leakes with some good old-fashioned ass whoopin’ action – Reality Tea 

Zayn Malik’s nipples are on the cover of Interview MagazineTowleroad

Also in Interview Magazine are pictures of Miley Cyrus putting her nipples on display and licking the carpet (believe it or not, that’s not a euphemism) – Drunken Stepfather

I guess Chrissy Teigen visited her coochie waxer the day of the VMAs – The Superficial 

Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud (RIP) worked that camel toe while wearing Brit Brit’s old “Oops! I Did It Again” catsuit – The Nip Slip 

I knew there was a reason (besides not wanting to do any physical activity) for why I don’t do CrossFit – Hollywood Tuna 

Canada, you must have some potent acid up there – Egotastic! 

The answer to the headline question is: Yes. – ICYDK

Josh Duggar is reportedly missing. If someone really wants to find him, I’m sure he can be found atoning for his sins on top of a hooker at the Bunny Ranch – IDLYITW

The Prostitution Whore-ah from The Real Housewives of New Jersey is engaged for the 20th time – Jezebel

Emma Stone went to Starbucks yesterday, in case you were wondering – Popoholic

Tom Cruise’s mother is supposedly missing too. Has anyone checked to see if she’s just visiting Shelly Miscavige? – Pajiba

Suddenly, I feel like I’m coming down with a fever and I need my temperature taken, anally – The Berry 

Prince Hot Ginge is a bad, bad uncle – Popsugar

And here’s the Macbeth trailer where Michael Fassbender can be seen in a kilt for about 2 seconds. He either wore underwear or he tied his peen around his thigh, because I don’t see it poking out from under his kilt – Just Jared

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