Courtney Stodden’s Mom Regrets Letting Her Underage Daughter Marry Tooms From The X-Files

September 1, 2015 / Posted by:

Pimp Mama Kris just lost any respect she had for Courtney Stodden’s mom Krista Keller. Krista will never be invited to the Pimp Mama’s Ball again, because pimps don’t quit and pimps really don’t regret turning their moneymakers out.

The only reason why the Porn Iguana is sort of famous is because she married Doug Hutchison when she was 16 and he was 51. Krista signed off on the marriage, became Courtney’s pimp and moved to Hollywood where she milked her daughter’s marriage for as much attention as possible. But the pimping came to an end last May when Krista “resigned” as her daughter’s manager. Krista supposedly didn’t like that Courtney did porn. Now Krista is saying that maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to let her daughter marry Doug.

In honor of the Porn Iguana’s 21st birthday, Krista ran her mouth over to Radar where she said that she and her daughter aren’t speaking and “external influences” are keeping them apart.

“Courtney is turning 21 and this will be the first time in my life that I have not been with my daughter on her birthday. Things are still very icy between us and I have not talked to her since she and I went our separate ways. I believe there are external influences without any names being said. I do not believe mothers and daughters should be separated.”

I disagree with her about that “mothers and daughters shouldn’t be separated” part. Courtney probably should’ve been separated from her mother at birth.

You know how Krista said she wasn’t going to name names? Well, she named names. Specifically, Doug’s name.

“I think that if a husband can see that there are problems between his wife and her mother I believe he should stay out of the situation. There are some really horrible things that he has done to me since she and I have not been speaking that will be very hard to ever forget about.

I do take full responsibility, however because I am the one that did sign the paper for her to marry this man. If I had to do it all over again I cannot tell you if I would be signing that paper.”

I can see why Krista has regrets. If she would’ve waited, she may have been able to sell her daughter to a richer man and then she wouldn’t have to pay her rent by talking to Radar. Rookie mistake.

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