Night Crumbs
Brad Pitt took one of the chosen ones, Knox, to the MotoGP British Grand Prix and he looks absolutely thrilled to be there. Knox is clearly making a face that is saying, “I only went with dad because Maddox told me he was going to another toy store. Tricked, again!” – Lainey Gossip
The good news for Kim Richards is, she won’t face any jail time for terrorizing the Beverly Hills Hotel. The bad news for Kim Richards is, the Beverly Hills Hotel never wants to see her face again – Reality Tea
Chrissie Hynde is a member of the “Don’t Walk Around Half Naked If You Don’t Want To Get Raped” Club. If Chrissy watched the VMAs last night, she’s probably still on the floor after passing out from shock – Celebitchy
Who cares about the dumb VMAs? Parasite Hilton was off in Europe DJing a truly relevant event! – WWTDD
If Rita Ora doesn’t have skid mark stains running up and down the back of her two-piece tightey whitey outfit, then she totally didn’t commit to this look – Drunken Stepfather
At the VMAs, Demi Lovato looked like she was wearing a costume from the Goddess show in Showgirls – The Superficial
Dear President Obama, whatever you do, do not try the cooked rat if Bear Grylls offers you some – Towleroad
RiRi wore her “staying at home clothes” out in public again – Egotastic!
The paparazzi still shows up when Stacy Keibler calls – Popoholic
Excuse me, but I have to go to the Warrior River where I can fish for kittens – Hollywood Tuna
Ne-Yo is getting married and expecting a baby. I bet his ex, the one he supposedly convinced to have her tubes tied, is oh-so-happy for him – Popsugar
For why isn’t the Wiener Dog Race the most anticipated and watched sporting event in the world? – The Berry
Even Zac Efron’s nipples couldn’t save his new movie from flopping – HuffPo
I didn’t know that Billy Eichner also reports the weather – SOW
TLC’s documentary on sexual abuse didn’t mention Josh Duggar’s name at all – Jezebel
Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are still married – Just Jared
Austin Whateverhislastnameis gave the Celebrity Big Brother live feed watchers a serving of his huevos and cakes – (NSFW) OMG Blog
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