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August 30, 2015 / Posted by:

The iconique purple shell pasty that Lil’ Kim wore to the 1999 MTV VMAs!

Miley Cyrus pretty much declared herself the creator of the twerk and now she’s running around with sequins stickers covering her nipple knobs and some hos are acting like she invented pasties too. So let’s pay tribute to a truly important part of nipple pasty history. Back in the olden days of 1999 when Lil’ Kim was only on her second face (or was it her third?) and she didn’t completely look like a rejected Pokemon villain, she brought true glamour and elegance to the MTV VMAs when she showed up looking like the Birth of Venus if the Birth of Venus happened in the toilet of a bathroom in a Lisa Frank-themed strip club on Coney Island. (Miley paid homage to that stunning look on Slutoween a couple of years ago.)

That year, Lil’ Kim’s acid trip mermaid-looking ass presented the award for Best Hip-Hop Video with Mary J. Blige. They brought out the legendary Diana Ross to present with them and Miss Ross greeted the raver Wuzzle by molesting her left tit. Mary J. Blige was not amused. This is the moment when some of us wondered if all the Ecstasy and acid we took really jacked up our brains and caused us to hallucinate the image of Diana Ross dribbling Lil’ Kim’s chichi.

Those really were the days when Mary J Blige hadn’t whored herself out to Burger King yet, the VMAs still gave us real star power and Lil’ Kim was a vision of authentic sophistication. Now this is how to work a pasty.

Pics: Wenn.com, Getty

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