When it comes to Chippendales dancers, my heart (and crotch) belongs to the red-hot pants-dampening pure sexuality that is SNL’s Adrien and Barney. With that being said, I’ve got to give credit where credit is due and admit that Tyson Beckford is working a pretty tight Chippendales game. Tyson was at the Rio hotel in Las Vegas last night to perform with the illustrious male dancers of Chippendales because…I’m not sure why, exactly. But he’s performing from now till September 27th, so if you’ve ever wanted to see the hotness that is Tyson Beckford bust out some Chocolate City moves in 1/6 of a chauffeur’s costume, now is your chance.
I’ve never seen the Las Vegas Chippendales show, because why do that when you can see desperate dudes take off their clothes in a Boulder City parking lot for less than half the price, so I have no idea what their act is like. But really, the only things I want to know about Tyson’s Chippendales set is if he goes by a stage name (Blayze? Riptyde? The Silencer? I need to know!) and whether or not he bounces those gorgeous man titties. What am I saying? Of course he does. It wouldn’t be an all-hunk review without some bouncing pecs.