Night Crumbs
This is Bryan Randall, the “super hot” photographer who is supposedly dating Sandra Bullock. Bryan Randall could be 2 feet tall, 300 pounds, have a Croc for a dick and have an actual butt for a face and he’d still be an upgrade from Jesse James – Lainey Gossip
Chelsea Handler looks like she’s trying to push out a stubborn fart – WWTDD
Kim Kartrashian may have successfully set the record for the most delusional shit said in one magazine interview – Reality Tea
Ashley Madison’s CEO had many side pieces and he also recently stepped down. The good news is, now he has the time to pass his dick to the hos he meets on the site he used to be the CEO of – Celebitchy
Juliette Lewis’ nipples are in a magazine – (NSFW because of lady nipples) Drunken Stepfather
Subway allegedly knew that Subway Jared was a nasty pedo for a while but did nothing – The Superficial
Miley Cyrus is just being Miley, which means she’s fucking whoever she wants and doesn’t have a full-time fuck partner right now – IDLYITW
This Tiny House is still bigger than many NYC apartments I’ve lived in and been in – Hollywood Tuna
Emma Watson’s eyebrow game gets a B+ from me and it’d get a solid A if she used a Sharpie – Popoholic
Happy Friday, here’s Joe ManJello’s ass – OMG Blog
Happy Friday, again, here’s man nipples and cum gutters – The Berry
I just found myself head bopping to a Justin Bieber song. I don’t deserve to be buried in a cemetery – Towleroad
Our Lady of Cheetos serving fashion forward future elegance, as usual – The Nip Slip
Adele may release a new album in November. Just in time to cry into your Pumpkin Spice Latte – HuffPo
THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD makes her grand return to Las Vegas – Popsugar
Joel Edgerton looks like he’s got a beaver resting on his belly, and I still would – Just Jared
Pic: YouTube