When All Else Fails, Bust Out Those Moves

August 27, 2015 / Posted by:

In L.A., car chases are a haypenny a dozen, so you really have to bring the fuckery hard to get your 15 seconds of infamy on the local news. This suspected car thief might have known that, because at the end of a car chase with police, she danced like the cameras were watching and like she didn’t have a care in the world (including getting tased or shot).

ABC 7 (via Uproxx) says that the Dancing Queen of the Streets allegedly stole a car and led police on a crazy chase through Downtown L.A. She ran red lights, weaved through traffic and was finally stopped when she ran over a spike strip. But instead of surrendering to the cops, the real-life Tammy got out of the car and gave the police a show by serving up a few moves to Future’sWhere Ya At?” She got back in the car and I’m guessing she was going to change the song and give the police a new flavor. The police didn’t want an encore, because they swarmed the car, pulled her out and arrested her. Way to stop the party, cops.

When I first saw her face, I thought that Isabella Cruise finally had enough of that Scientology shit and snapped.

In case it wasn’t already obvious to you, Future’s future back-up dancer was believed to have been under the influence of something. Yeah, under the influence of LIFE and Future!

I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ve seen of her. Ellen DeGeneres will bring her on Ellen where Future will surprise her and she’ll get keys to her brand new 2016 Ford Focus!

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