The mother and daughter who have spent thousands upon thousands of dollars to look like the second most gorgeous woman in Britain: Katie Price! (Jodie Marsh is the first, of course.)
Meet 38-year-old Georgina Clarke (on the left) and her 20-year-old daughter Kayla Morris (on the right), the silicone daffodils from England who have made their dreams come true by injecting gallons of plastic into their faces and bodies to look like their beauty idol Katie Price. Dina “White Oprah” Lohan and Pimp Mama Kris have some serious competition in the International Mother of the Century contest, because Georgina Clarke paid for her plastic surgeries using the money Kayla made from gold digging and stripping.
As Barbie says, “It takes a lot of fucking money to look this fucking plastic.” You may think that Georgina and Kayla achieved their British blossom looks by injecting window foam into their lips and tattooing their exquisite cholita eyebrows with a BIC pen and paper clips. But Georgina and Kayla went to actual plastic surgeons and it cost them tens of thousands of pounds. The Daily Mail says that Kayla claims she spent£33,660 on a tit job, lip injections, tattooed eyebrows, tanning and other treatments needed to stay looking so stunningly glamorous. Kayla also claims she has spent £22,810 on her mom’s lip injections, Botox, cheek fillers, tattooed eyebrows and other treatments needed to stay looking like a slightly deflated, off-brand Katie Price blow-up doll (aka GORGEOUS).
Kayla dropped out of college when she was 17 to make that money by stripping. She also picked up a part-time job as a side piece to a married sugar daddy who gave her money to pay for her and her mother’s treatments. Kayla is currently looking for a new sugar daddy, because her last one dropped her after his wife found out. I hate that when that happens. Georgina, who has three other kids, doesn’t care that her daughter supports her plastic habits by gold digging, because they are living the dream!
“I’m so lucky to have a daughter like Kayla who pays for my treatments. I don’t mind her having a sugar daddy or stripping to pay for our cosmetic work because we’re living the dream. I’m really proud of her.”
Here’s the interview of the Katie Price twins talking about their idol, their surgeries and living the dream. I think Kayla broke the record for the most times “yeah” has been said in an interview.
I know you probably already have a framed picture of Katie Price on your desk, but in case someone stole it, here’s a picture of her from 2012:
Georgina and Kayla have nailed it! Every time Bette Midler’s “Wind Beneath My Wings” plays, I’m going to sing the lyric “Did you ever know that you’re my hero?” to them.
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)