Tennis-playing Spanish hot piece Rafael Nadal is the new crotch and ass of Tommy Hilfiger chonies and yesterday, he went to work promoting it by stripping off his shirt at an event in NYC. Yes, taking your top off is the best way to promote absolutely anything, but Rafael is trying to sell panties! Dude should’ve ripped those pants off and served it up. Oh well, at least we got plenty of shots of his crotch croquetas and nalgas in the commercial:
Even though Rafael kept his underwear on, there were a couple of dude models at the event who gave the people what they wanted by getting half-naked. My thoughts and feelings about that are best expressed through this picture of Martha Stewart who was also there because she knows a good thing.
I’m sure she’s just standing there, but I’m going to choose to believe she’s thinking to herself, “Man nipples, bulge and ass, oh my. Must brace myself.”