Josh Duggar Checked Into Rehab

August 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Shortly after InTouch posted a brain-burning story about how Josh Duggar allegedly had rough, terrifying and traumatic sex with a porn star he paid, the Duggars announced on their website that he has checked into rehab and started long-term treatment for something. The Duggars didn’t say what he’s being treated for. As far as I know, there’s no rehab program for creepy hypocrite lie-tellers, so I’m guessing he’s getting treatment for his addiction to that evil gateway sin known as porn. Here’s the Duggars’ full statement:

We are so thankful for the outpouring of love, care and prayers for our family during this most difficult situation with Josh. As parents we are so deeply grieved by our son’s decisions and actions. His wrong choices have deeply hurt his precious wife and children and have negatively affected so many others. He has also brought great insult to the values and faith we hold dear. Yesterday Josh checked himself into a long-term treatment center. For him it will be a long journey toward wholeness and recovery. We pray that in this he comes to complete repentance and sincere change. In the meantime, we will be offering our love, care and devoted support to Anna and our grandchildren as she also receives counsel and help for her own heart and future. During this time we continue to look to God—He is our rock and comfort. We ask for your continued prayers for our entire family.

Jesus be a damage control coach, I guess.

Gawker thinks that Josh is in an actual rehab facility. But well, after Josh admitted to his parents that he molested a bunch of little girls, they sent him to do construction work with a friend. That was their idea of long-term counseling and treatment. So I’m guessing that Josh is in the woods somewhere “rehabilitating” himself by building a pied-à-terre where he can bring his future mistresses.

Pic: Instagram

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