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August 26, 2015 / Posted by:

Bubba, the student cat of San Jose, CA!

This story is over 7 days old, which is approximately 45 million years in Internet time, but it’s not every day that I get to pay tribute to a real scholar. The San Jose Mercury News says that Bubba lives with his family in a house behind Leland High School and Bret Harte Middle School. Bubba isn’t the kind of homebody pussy who likes to stay indoors and spend his days taking 8,000 naps and licking his own b-hole. Bubba wants to see the world! But since he hasn’t figured out how to get on a plane yet, he has to settle for the high school.

Bubba has ruled Leland High for years. He roams the hallways, sometimes shows up in class, goes to games and hangs out during sports practices. Bubba even looks like he pays more attention in class than most of the students do (see: the picture above). The staff and students love him and while some cats would rather snuggle with a dog in a pool of ice water than hang out with humans, Bubba loves to socialize. Sometimes it gets him into trouble. One time, students watched him lay down in the middle of the soccer field, because he wanted the players to pet him. (I did that too in high school!)

Bubba is so loved that the students want a statue made in his honor. He’s even got his own Facebook page and administration gave him his own I.D. Yes, Bubba looks better in his high school I.D. card picture than all of us did:

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Bubba’s human says that she has high hopes for him. Since Bubba goes to school when it starts and doesn’t leave until all the sports practices are done, he deserves to graduate. His ass put in the work!

“We’d love it if they let him do cap and gown in 2017,” she says. “That’s the group that’s been with him through Bret Harte and Leland.”

Screw, just graduating. Bubba needs to be valedictorian! But really, this seems all sweet and cute and innocent, but I know what’s really going on here. I bet Bubba is only sitting in on math and science classes, because he’s learning everything he needs to know to take over the world. I see you, Bubba!

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