Night Crumbs

August 25, 2015 / Posted by:

Kanye West will receive the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award at the MTV VMAs this Sunday. Since Beyonce is Kanye’s God, he better snatch the award from himself and give it to her even though she already has one of those – Lainey Gossip 

The time smooth home wrecker Jack Nicholson asked Lara Flynn Boyle out right in front of David SpadeCelebitchy

Instead of doing The Voice, Missy Elliott should’ve brought back her UPN reality show from 2005 – Reality Tea 

How kind and charitable of Bai Ling to pose with a bunch of gutter trash lessers – Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr is subtle – The Superficial 

John Landis’ son wonders why no one went to see a movie starring the dude from The Social Network and Kristen Stewart IDLYITW

Pussy outsmarts human: Take 4,567,988 – Hollywood Tuna 

RENTBOY.COM HAS BEEN RAIDED! Fuck, there goes my sex life – Towleroad

Thanks for playing, Nicole Scherzinger, but Phoebe Price you are not! – Popoholic

Johnny Depp’s daughter came out as not straight – OMG Blog

Kristen Stewart plays a mean Coco Chanel in a short film directed by Kunty Karl. That mess sounds like a video that governments will use to torture their prisoners with – Jezebel

Joanna Krupa did an iPhone photo shoot in the Dead Sea. I can almost hear Brandi Glanville saying, “They probably have to call it the Deader Sea now that Joanna Krupa’s stank puss has taken a dip in it.” – The Nip Slip 

I haven’t seen a bear roll like this since my friend Joe got high on Ecstasy – The Berry 

All of the Bill Cosby allegations disgust Lisa Bonet, so says Zoe KravitzHuffPo

Calvin Harris shit on The Daily Mail for allegedly faking a tweet and he also let us know that Azerbaijan is one of his favorite countries – Just Jared

Trainwreck alert: New York, Sister Pollard, White Oprah and Michael Lohan are all doing a reality show together. I fully expect every crew member of that reality shit show to check into rehab after filming, because they’ll probably develop a booze and bad shit addiction while trying to deal with those messes – Madame Noire

Bow down before Rayanne from My So-Called Life, because she is a British countess now. And that gorgeous picture of her and her husband looks like a promo ad for a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie from 1985 – The Daily Beast

Work that deep V, Jude LawPopsugar

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