Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 25, 2015 / Posted by:

Dick Tips!

No explanation is needed as to why Dick Tips is a HSOTD. The explanation is in Dick Tips’ name. But several of you smeared lube all over the opening to my inbox and shoved Dick Tips in after reading a story on CNN and elsewhere. The body of a woman was stolen from Mission Park Chapels North funeral home in San Antonio, TX and Dick Tips was interviewed because he’s the owner of the Mission Park chain of funeral homes. He was also interviewed, because his name is Dick Tips and that’s a name that’s meant to be flashed in big, white bold letters during a local news report.

Dick Tips’ real name is Robert Dixon Tips, but he goes by Dick Tips, because who wouldn’t want to go by Dick Tips? Dick Tips really won at life the second his parents decided that the middle name “Dixon” would look really good next to the last name “Tips.” Dick Tips isn’t only San Antonio’s premiere funeral home owner, he’s also the Ugly Fiesta King of 2005 and he and his wife are members of San Antonio’s elites. I really hope that one day Dick Tips adds to his resume of accomplishments by writing a tip book titled Just The Tips.

And here’s Dick Tips saying, “Hi, I’m Dick Tips.

I know that a woman’s remains were stolen from a Mission Park funeral home, but I’d still trust Dick Tips with my dead body.

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