Serena Williams And Her Biggest Groupie Really Are Boning

For what feels like months, if not years, if not decades, if not centuries, there’s been rumors that Serena Williams has jumped off of her coach’s crotch and jumped on the crotch of her biggest fan, the sensitive Canadian prince we call Drake. Drake has been to several of Serena’s matches and many hos have said that their genitals are becoming one. Today, TMZ posted pictures of what looks like Drake getting into some neck nuzzling action with Serena Williams at an Italian restaurant in Cincinnati, OH last night. Drake and Serena are THAT couple who make you want to heave up bits of baked ziti by getting into public displays of affection at the dinner table. Well, at least it doesn’t look like they went full gross PDA in an Italian restaurant by reenacting the spaghetti kiss scene from Lady and the Tramp. I’ve seen a couple do that in real-life at an Italian restaurant and I’ve never wanted to shit on someone’s lasagna until I witnessed that gross display go down.

TMZ says that hours after Serena won the Cincinnati Masters, she, Drake and some friends had dinner at Sotto restaurant. Drake and Serena were in a private room in the back of the restaurant, but a private room is not so private when the curtain is left open and everyone in the restaurant can you see making out with your piece’s neck.

TMZ has more pictures of Drake and Serena necking (or is he motorboating her in that picture?). They’re either hugging on each other or Drake is a vampire and he’s sucking Serena’s blood.

I always figured that Drake is the type who goes to the bathroom and silently weeps on the floor after sex. I bet that after he fucks Serena, he straight-up bawls while punching the air because he can’t believe that he just sexed on THEE Serena Williams.