Open Post: Hosted By The Forever Exquisite Carmen Electra

August 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Technically that headline should read “Open Post: Hosted By The Forever Exquisite Carmen Electra Holding A Copy Of Genlux Magazine With A Picture Of Someone Who Is Clearly Not Carmen Electra On The Cover“, but I ran out of room.

One of the most breathtaking silicone beauty icons from the 90s, Carmen Electra, took a break from hustling her line of sex lube to appear at an event for Genlux magazine last night. I’d hate to be anyone who was looking for a bit of attention, because Carmen showed up looking extra gorgeous and stole it all. Every last molecule. And then she took those molecules, smushed them together, covered them with several coats of mascara, and shoved them into the massive orgy of eyelashes happening on her face. I’m sure there’s an ophthalmologist out there who thinks Carmen is wearing too many fake eyelashes, but I disagree. I think she could use a few more. Just like, 12.

Here’s more of Carmen redefining the word stunning. If you went to the stripper supply store looking for industry-grade body shimmer and ash blonde hair extensions last night and couldn’t find any of it, here’s the reason why.


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