New Jersey Police Arrested The Alleged Heroin Dealer That Hid Rosie O’Donnell’s Daughter In His House

August 22, 2015 / Posted by:

It looks like Rosie O’Donnell’s back will get a much-needed break from dragging Steve Sheerer, the 25-year-old alleged heroin dealer her daughter Chelsea met on Tinder and snuck away from home for, up and down the internet, because he was arrested in New Jersey last night. Way to go, Steve – you now have the perfect mugshot for parents to use when they want to warn their kids about running away and meeting alleged heroin dealers on Tinder. “This guy…this is the guy you’ll meet.

People says that Steve Sheerer was arrested Friday night at his home in Barnegat, NJ and has been charged with child endangerment and communication of obscenity, aka what Michael K’s lawyer slaps me with every time I mention that I don’t think Shauna Sand is that pretty. He could face up to five years in prison for each charge. The arrests happened after police searched Chelsea’s phone (with Rosie’s consent) and found “evidence of inappropriate communications over the last several weeks” between Steve and 17-year-old Chelsea.

Steve Sheerer has been told he’s not allowed to contact the O’Donnell family, and his bail has been set at $40,000. “$40,000? Wow, it’s almost like you weren’t cool with your 17-year-old daughter running off without your permission to hang out with some 25-year-old dude” thought Kylie Jenner’s mother.

Hopefully many lessons have been learned from this situation. For Steve, it’s that if you meet up with a 17-year-old on Tinder and hide her in your attic, you will be looking at the inside of a cell for a while. For Chelsea, it’s that you don’t go meeting strange dudes who look like Steve Sheerer on Tinder, because you will end up hiding out in an attic. And for Bear the Therapy Doggie, it’s that when Chelsea tells you to pack your bags for a road trip, you make sure to sit her down, place a paw on her shoulder, and ask if it will be the kind of trip that ends with a game of hide and seek in attic.

Pic: Ocean County Prosecutor’s Office

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