Open Post: Hosted By A Poor Puppy Trying To Catch Fake Fish

August 20, 2015 / Posted by:

Yesterday’s Open Post host was a mastermind dog who is a genius tater tat hoarder. Well, today’s Open Post host is Brady, an adorable Golden Retriever puppy who could use some of Tater Tot Dog’s brains. It’s a good thing Brady has looks, because he is a mess.

Brady’s human says that he loves cooling off in the kiddie pool and while hanging out in the water one day, he tried to catch some painted fish on the bottom of the pool. The problem with painted fish is that they aren’t real and you can’t catch them. Brady still hasn’t figured that out. Insert your “typical blonde” jokes here.

I shouldn’t even laugh at Brady, because if my drunk ass was lounging in a pool that had Double Doubles and peens painted on the bottom of it, you better believe I’d almost drown while trying to catch one with my mouth. Okay, I’d do that even if I was sober.

via Tastefully Offensive 

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