If you thought that maybe just maybe Anna Duggar would break free from the homemade laundry detergent bubble she lives in and grab her four children before running far, far away from those Duggars, don’t think that anymore. The chances of that happening are about as slim as Michelle Duggar breaking out of her own brainwashed bubble, shaving off her mane of secrets and running off to NYC to volunteer for a pro-choice organization.
A source tells People that Josh Duggar’s wife Anna is going to stick with him even though he admitted to cheating on her. What’s really sad is that the source says that they wouldn’t be surprised if Anna tries to blame herself. (Cut to a sad scene where Michelle Duggar takes Anna into the bathroom and tries to spice up her look by teasing her hair and covering it with 5 cans of White Rain hairspray.) The source put it like this:
“Anna will not leave him. As with her in-laws, she is turning more to her faith than ever. She and Josh are probably praying around the clock right now, I would assume.
Maybe not publicly, ever, but privately, there will be some suggestion of whether or not she should have been more aware of the pressures Josh was under, of the issues he was facing, and how she could have better counseled him or helped him. She is fully and permanently committed to her marriage and her children. And she’ll have the support of Jim Bob and Michelle and everyone else in their circle in terms of staying with him and making this work. Divorce is not even something that will be discussed.”
Well, I’m sure Anna is praying around the clock with her eyes closed while Josh sneaks into the bathroom to search “bare ankles” on PornHub and send winky Emojis to his stripper friends on Facebook.
Of course Anna Duggar isn’t going to leave Josh Duggar. That thought never even touched my brain. But if it was the other way around, it would be the end of the world. If Anna Duggar even got caught front hugging another dude, it would be like The Scarlet Letter on all the damn steroids.
By the way, I bet Ben Affleck’s former nanny is preparing to do an ass naked photo shoot for the paps on top of her Lexus, because if Josh Duggar’s side pieces start coming out to talk, we’ll all be like, “Christine WHOnian?”