My dog does this thing where he hides all the treats I give him. If I toss three or four treats in front of him, he’ll move them one by one to a safe place (aka under the coffee table). I don’t have any other animals who’d steal from him, but he probably thinks that if I get stoned enough, his treats will look delicious to me and I’ll take them from him. It’s better to be safe than hungry. But when it comes to the art of hoarding food in a safe place, my dog truly has nothing on Ralph.
Ralph’s hoarding skills aren’t perfect though. His major flaw is that he gave up the goods. If you steal your human’s tater tots, don’t ever EVER give them up.
Oh Ralph, you’re really just to honest for this world.