Halle Berry is here to show you that the key to keeping hot body fit at the age of 49 is to live that crazy bitch life. Cancel your gym membership and say fuck off to all those stupid diets out there. All you need to do is to get yourself an equally as crazy baby father and an equally as crazy husband. The calories will burn off of your body as you scream at your lawyer to destroy your crazy baby father in court and your ab muscles will strengthen as you scream at your crazy husband to calm the hell down. Scream your way to hotness!
Halle was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote that Extant show and she showed up in an ensemble straight from the Haus of Bitch I’m 49 And Thirsty. Nothing says, “I’ve still got it, ho,” like wearing the exact same outfit you used to wear to the clubs in 1998. That shit is very Jody Watley back-up singer.
And who cares if Halle was too busy serving up hotness in her Maidenform bra that she didn’t even notice the crows attacking her hair before these pictures were taken?