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August 18, 2015 / Posted by:

David Komie, a Texas legal legend whose billboards have been rockin’ Austin for years.

If you’re in Austin and find yourself injured and in dire need of an attorney who will rock your case like no other, just look up to get the number of your legal and rock savior! (Or if you’re wearing a neck brace due to your injury and can’t look up, just follow the sound of dreads slapping together as their owner rocks out.)

David Komie started rockin’ the legal scene in Austin in the mid-90s when he opened his own firm, Komie & Morrow LLP. Apparently, he and his billboards are legends in Austin and a few years ago, a local comedy troupe decided to fill in the blanks of his mysterious life by putting together a short biopic showing how he became Austin’s premiere attorney that rocks.  I watched their video last night and really thought I was watching David Komie’s actual commercial. It is that on point.

This is one of David Komie’s actual commercials and it is better than fiction. If John Travolta’s Battlefield Earth character quit Scientology and traveled back in time to present day Austin where he became an attorney/rock star and developed an obsession with Wet ‘N Wild eyeliner, this is what he would look like.

Your honor, I object to how much David Komie is rockin’ this courtroom!” – every lawyer who goes up against David Komie.

Pic: Shaggy Texas (For Teresa)

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