Hot Slut Of The Day!
The sneaky black bear who tried to fool bitches by pretending it was a cat!
Okay, it didn’t try to pretend it was a cat, but it did try to use the cat door to once again get into a condo in Idaho. Doug Harder (Side note: If Doug Harder is not a porn star, then he totally let his born name go to waste) has a home in the mountains of rural Idaho, so he’s used to the creatures of the forest sniffing around his property.
According to USA Today, black bears have come to his condo looking for food before, but last week, a few of them broke in through a door on the second floor and went all reverse Goldilocks on the place. Doug came home and found that someone had eaten his food (flour, a Toblerone and brownie mix) and shat on his carpet, and that someone was a black bear. The bears came back last Thursday for some more eatin’ and poopin’ fun, but Doug had locked the second story door, so they had to find another way in. That’s when one of them stuck its head through the cat door and Doug was able to take a picture of it looking like, “Err, yes, it is I, your cat. Meow.”
The bears left, but before they did, Doug managed to get another picture of one of them hanging outside.
Doug and his real pet cat better come up with a code word. Because I have a feeling that the shifty bear is checking out the cat and the next time it tries to come through Doug’s cat door, it’s going to be wearing tiny ginger cat ears and whiskers.
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