Christine Ouzounian Wants To Be On TV

August 17, 2015 / Posted by:

That’s an “All I had to do was give Ben my pink box!” smile if I ever saw one. Every time I see Christine Ouzounian’s name, I want to shout “Opa!” and take a shot prior to my big fat wedding. Page Six claims that 2015’s breakout homewrecker is reportedly looking for television deals to lengthen her ill-gotten fame. Is there a more American story, I ask you? This one is driving around Santa Monica in her Lexus convertible (which may be a hush-mobile), flipping her hair, and sipping wine al fresco by the hotel pool. That’s the damn life. Where do I sign up to be a nanny? Do you have to actually interact with the children?

“The word in LA is that Christine is looking for an agent and wants a TV deal, on something like ‘The Bachelorette’ or ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ She knows she most likely can’t go back to nannying — who in LA would hire her now to take care of their kids? So she’s going to use the spotlight to build a showbiz career.”

The sad part is that you could totally see her on both those shows. The funny part is “she most likely can’t go back to nannying.” HAH! Ya think? I’m assuming the agency stamped “husband fucker” across her file in blood red.

Ouzounian is also said to still be considering opening her shameless hussy hole (the one on top) for a tell-all TV or magazine interview. Unfortunately for “The Nanny,” signing a non-disclosure agreement is standard for your typical Hollywood nanny before she gets to wiping asses. If she did, Bennifer 2: The Final Chapter could bring her ass to court. Although courtroom dramz is probably what she wants.

This trick better watch her ass. Jennifer Garner was Sydney Bristow. Did you see the Alias season 2 finale when she fought her friend’s lookalike in one of the best TV fight scenes of all time? She was flipping off walls and shooting people! Keep the motor running on that Lexus, honey.

Check out more pics of Christine Ouzouian in the gallery below.

Pics: Splash

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