Open Post: Hosted By One Of The Dudes From MTV’s Catfish Frolicking In The Ocean
I’m not ashamed to admit that I watch Catfish (“Bitch, that’s the least of the shit you should be ashamed of” hissed my brain), so I was very excited when I saw these pictures of Catfish camera holder Max Joseph splashing around in Miami like a sexy salt and pepper merman. Wait, I don’t think mermen are usually that furry. Merwolf? Seabear? Whatever it is, I’m into it.
I know that Nev Schulman is supposed to be the unofficial panty soaker of the Catfish crew, but he doesn’t really do anything for me. Max Joseph, on the other hand. He’s like the backseat threesome baby of Anthony Bourdain, Andy Cohen, and a carpet sample. Plus, he knows how to operate a camera properly, which means you don’t have to worry about any unflattering FUPA shots if he decides to snap a few pictures of you while you’re crawling out of the ocean. Trust me – as someone who usually looks like Marjory the Trash Heap when I’m wet, that’s a real concern.
Here’s more of Max Joseph looking like the star of a Touch of Gray by Just For Men commercial with his wife Priscilla (such a hot name) in Miami yesterday.
Pics: Splash/INF