Diesel the English Bulldog and his one true soulmate, his box!
If you regularly read the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist, then you probably have seen post after post from dudes who claim that nobody loves a face full of box more than them. Well, they are lying, because Diesel the English Bulldog loves box so much that he’ll never let one out of his mouth even if it kills him.
Diesel’s human posted this now viral video of him blindly bumping into shit while walking around a parking lot with the love of his life firmly in his mouth. If any ho ever tries to tell you that real love doesn’t make you stupid, show them this video to shut their ass up. This shit also doubles as an interpretive dance performance of me writing posts on Dlisted any given day of the week.
Your move, Maru! Maru better show Diesel that nobody loves a box more than he does by marrying a box and having pussy box babies with it.