While some people think that Donald Trump must be stopped and are waiting for his crazy train to finally crash, Bryan Cranston is loving the ride and is lapping up the geyser of chunky fuckery that shoots out of Jabba the Trump’s mouth.
While talking with Chris Hardwick on The Nerdist podcast (via The Hollywood Reporter), Walter White declared Donald Trump his favorite entertainer of the moment. Chris said that he wants to form “a program about the historical importance of bowling because his father said he was treated like royalty when he played the game professionally.” Bryan Cranston said that Chris’ dream may become a reality if Donald Trump becomes our president. While I find Trump about as refreshing as a Big Gulp of armpit sweat, Bryan Cranston finds him really refreshing and loves that his filter left his mouth a long time ago:
“There’s something so refreshing about shaking up that world that is all about being handled, and here comes this loose cannon who has terrible ideas and would be a horrible president, but there’s something great about his ‘I-don’t-give-a-shit attitude that really kind of keeps others honest. I think it’s a surprise benefit to the country, actually.”
The last Republican debate was like a fully stocked bong to Bryan and it took him higher than heaven. Bryan doesn’t ever want the show to end:
“I can’t wait to see these and many more. I hope he stays in for a long, long time. And just collapses that whole tent of his.”
Okay, but what are we going to do when Trump stays in the game till the end and Orville Redenbacher announces that the country is completely out of popcorn because we ate it all during the debates. What are we going to do then? Eh, I guess we’ll switch to blue meth. Start making some, Walter White.
And when I saw the trailer for this Donald Trump parody porn earlier, I wondered who in the hell would fap to this shit. I got my answer. I’ll leave you and this trailer alone, Bryan.