Yesterday, TMZ posted a grainy picture of Khloe Kartrashian looking like she’s making a phone call while her soon-to-be ex-husband Lamar Odom approaches her on the street at 6:45 in the morning. Witnesses told TMZ that Khloe was on her way to a class at SoulCycle when Lam Lam “ambushed” her on the street and screamed at her before grabbing her arm. A witness threatened to call the cops, which made Lamar blurt out, “You’re not going to call the cops on Lamar Odom.” Khloe asked him how he knew she was going to be there before getting into her car and driving away. That was TMZ’s version, but Lamar says it didn’t happen like that and he also shat on the House of Harvey Levin for being biased against black celebrities.
Lamar wanted to set shit straight and gave his side of the story to TMZ in two videos. Lam Lam claims that he didn’t ambush Khlozilla. He and Khloe agreed to meet there and he never attacked her. Lamar wishes Khloe would come out and tell the truth. Wishing his dick will jizz out $100 bills is a better use of his energy than wishing that Khloe will tell the truth, because the day a Kuntrashian is honest is the day the planet’s core explodes. Lam Lam then dragged TMZ for treating him like shit in the past and present:
“I don’t believe in what y’all do. I don’t believe in following people around. I don’t Twitter. I don’t Instagram. It just came with it. Me and that girl fell in love. See what I’m saying? That’s our business. If we want to let you into our house, we can let you in. We can fucking kick you out at the same time. Do not disrespect my space. Do not disrespect my character, because that’s what y’all been doing from day one. Even if half the things were true, people know who I am. Y’all have discredited me, beat me down, took my confidence, took everything away from me. You will not do it again. I know what your company is about. I know what they’re doing to brothers. I know what ya’ll are doing to the rappers. I know you want ‘em beefin’. I know you want ‘em arguing. Y’all don’t do Leo like that. Y’all don’t do Brad like that.”
He also threatened to spill a stream of secrets if something like this happens again. All together now: SPILL, LAMAR, SPILL! Our empty teacups are out and ready to collect the tea.
I do believe Lamar when he says that Khloe set up that meeting. He probably showed up and said, “I’m here like you said,” and she screamed, “GARRRRR GRRR GARRR,” (that’s “get away from me, help me” in Sasquatch) as witnesses (read: paid extras) threatened to call the cops and E!’s camera crew recorded everything from inside of an SUV parked nearby. And if Lamar wants TMZ to be nice to him, he should try to beat Pimp Mama Kris to their “tip line.”