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August 13, 2015 / Posted by:

Wyatt Scott, Canada’s greatest candidate for Parliament!

I have no idea what Wyatt Scott’s politics are, but does it really matter? Wyatt Scott’s political plans could include closing the borders to Justin Bieber (keeping that douche toddler in the US) and renouncing the citizenship of Canada’s greatest citizen Sandra Rinomato and I’d still vote for him if I could. Wyatt Scott, who is running as an independent for Mission Matsqui Fraser Canyon, should win all the votes for the simple fact that he made a perfect campaign ad.

If an 8-year-old boy switched bodies with a grown man who was running for PM of Canada, this is what his campaign video would look like. This is some “Big” goes political shit. Wyatt Scott’s campaign ad is like 10 “Choose Your Own Adventure” books in 1. It has robots, swords, a dragon, aliens, fist-bumping, lasers, Oscar-worthy special effects and a giant flying goose that looks like it’s straight out of the Canadian reboot of The NeverEnding Story. It also has an Asian dude in a polka dot church dress, because why not?

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Some joked that Wyatt Scott should be Canada’s next Prime Minister. (I’m sure they weren’t joking.) But fuck Prime Minster of Canada. Wyatt Scott should be Prime Minister of Earth!

via Time

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