Ben Affleck Is Either Giving The Nanny Thousands Of Dollars A Month Or Nothing At All

August 13, 2015 / Posted by:

Christine Ouzowhatever debuted her brand new Lexus convertible on Instagram earlier this week and some guessed that she got it using the stack of cash Ben Affleck stuck in her mouth to keep quiet and others guessed she got it using the stack of cash the tabloids threw at her to slowly tell her side of the scandal. Well, InTouchWeekly claims that car was paid for with Ben Affleck’s money and TMZ says the exact opposite. Who to believe?!?!

A source tells InTouch that Christine the Nanny is no longer living at the Hotel Bel-Air. She allegedly checked out and moved into a $10,000-a-month house that Ben is paying for. The source says that Ben is afraid that Christine will completely go off the rails and tell anyone who puts a mic in front of her mouth about her relationship with him. So he’s keeping her lips shut by filling her checking account with thousands of dollars a month:

“She bought a brand-new Lexus convertible with the money he gave her. Christine can’t afford a $50,000 car and a home that rents for $10,000 a month — she was making a nanny’s salary. You do the math.”

But TMZ is telling a different story. Their sources, who are “very close to the situation,” say that Ben has zero contact with her and his money didn’t pay for her Lexus or her stay at the Hotel Bel-Air.

If this really was the sequel to Gone Girl, Christine wouldn’t be getting all that money from Ben or the tabloids. In a dark office somewhere, a shadowy figure sits in front of a computer and we see them transfer thousands of dollars from an off-shore account to Christine the Nanny’s account. The transfer is completed. The shadowy figure picks up a lighter on the desk, brings it up to the cigarette hanging out of their mouth and after they flick the lighter, the flame illuminates their face and we see that it’s none other than Jennifer Garner! Jennifer takes a long drag from the cigarette, blows out the smoke and then drops her head back while laughing, because her plan titled “Operation: Make Ben Affleck Looks Like A Desperate, Pathetic, Sleazy Sugar Daddy” is working!

Here’s Christine the Nanny eating up the attention while taking her Lexus for a drive yesterday.

Pics: Splash

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