Well, I guess Cecilia Giménez is working as a courtroom sketch artist in Manhattan now.
Tom Brady was in New York Federal Court today for a hearing about that deflated balls shit. Tom is trying to get his 4-game suspension overturned and both sides argued or whatever, but who cares about any of that when there’s true art to discuss! The courtroom sketch artiste Jane Rosenberg really worked her artistic magic and turned Tom Brady into a sad zombie Thundercat with mange.
Jane Rosenberg made Tom Brady look like a hybrid of a melting Lurch wax figure and a Marc Anthony sculpture made out of an old tree.
In other words, Tom Brady has never looked more gorgeous. Yes, I’d hit it while wearing all of his Super Bowl rings. Now that I mention it, in that sketch, he looks like he was just hit in the head with all his Super Bowl rings.