The New York Post somehow got a hold of a picture of Ben Affleck’s ex-nanny/maybe fuck piece Christine Ouzounian happily lounging on a private jet headed for Las Vegas. Her boss/maybe fuck piece Ben Affleck and Tom Brady were also on that jet. Most of us probably figure that Christine dropped that picture into the Post’s hands, because bitch isn’t fucking around and knows how to play the game. But maybe (Warning: Possible PLOT TWIST ahead) Ben Affleck gave that picture to the Post, because he’s trying to move the heat from his dick to Tom Brady’s dick.
If you click over to Page Six, you’ll see the full picture and in the full picture, Christine the Nanny is wearing all of Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings on one hand. (Yes, Tom Brady just carries those rings around, because he never knows when a skeezy friend’s nanny/piece wants to put them on to take a picture she can later leak to the media.) The picture was taken right after Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s photo-op trip to the Bahamas. As those of us who have been following this escándalo know, Ben left Jennifer Garner with their kids in the Bahamas and took the nanny, who was paid to look after their kids, to Las Vegas for a poker tournament. Ben told Christine the Nanny that it was okay since he’s the boss and neither of them told Jennifer that she was going with him. They picked up Tom Brady along the way. While by herself in the Bahamas, Jennifer figured out what was going on and fired Christine. A source said this to Hollywood Life:
“He assured her it was OK. Technically, he was her boss.’ But along the way, he convinced her to go to Las Vegas with him for [a] poker tournament. They even stopped and picked up Tom Brady for the trip. While in Vegas, Ben hid Christine the entire time. When they got back to LA, Jen heard about their trip without the kids and flipped out. She fired Christine right away, and Ben did nothing about it.”
Three days after this picture was taken, Ben and Jennifer announced that they have drawn a chalk outline around their marriage and have sent it to the morgue.
So according that source, that shameless skank Ben left his children with Jennifer while he did the nanny in Las Vegas and on a private jet? I’m surprised that Ben’s marriage to Jennifer didn’t last 100 years since he’s obviously husband and father of this century. And I bet Gisele Bundchen put on her burqa to buy whips and chains, because she is going to whoop Tom Brady’s ass for riding on a private jet with that star-fucking nanny. Mile-high threesome alert! No, I’m sure that private jet ride to Vegas was completely G-rated and Christine didn’t put on those Super Bowl rings to have some fisting fun with Tom. But maybe Gisele should send those rings to the lab to be checked for any traces of Brady poo, just in case….
And here’s the smug Easter Island statue smiling (and wearing his wedding ring) while posing next to Matt Damon at the Project Greenlight season four premiere in L.A. last night.