It’s Noah Cyrus! It feels like it was just yesterday when little Noah Cyrus was posing against a stripper pole with her friends at a club in Hollywood. Well, Noah is now 15 years old and has discovered weaves, Miley Cyrus’ closet, fake eyelashes and the chola beauty of bold lip liner.
Noah must have thought that Kylie Jenner’s 18th birthday party was also a Kylie Jenner kostume kontest, because this is what she wore to that shit. She really Kardashian’d it up for that party and I hope she kept some sage in her pocket to ward off Pimp Mama Kris who probably saw her looking like Kylie 2.0 and tried to adopt her. I was going to say that Billy Ray and living anime horse Tish Cyrus need to come and collect their child, but let’s be honest, they probably picked out that outfit.
— Mirror Celeb (@MirrorCeleb) August 10, 2015
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