Night Crumbs

August 11, 2015 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck, seen above working his pointy man chichis like no other, and his people would like to clear up that “nanny riding on a private jet to Las Vegas with him and Tom Bradystory. Ben’s side claims there were other people on the private jet and she went to Las Vegas to work his charity event. So what I’m getting from their explanation is that they had an orgy on the private jet and Ben’s pet name for his peen is “charity event.” Thanks for clearing that up! – Lainey Gossip 

LeAnn Rimes is not only full of shit, she’s full of vitamins too – Celebitchy

Kim Kartrashian got naked to prove that she’s really knocked up, but she mostly got naked, because she’s Kim Kartrashian. And on a different note, is she fucking that refrigerator? – Reality Tea 

Backdoor Farrah got kicked out of a party. The host was obviously jealous of her beauty and star power – The Superficial 

When #FreeThePeen goes wrong. Electrocuted wiener, anyone? – Drunken Stepfather

These bikini pictures of Denise Richards are just too natural and candid – The Nip Slip

Chloe Lattanzi looks like an Elizabeth Berkley Real Doll now and that is a major compliment – Popoholic

John Waters wonders why it’s not okay to make fun of Caitlyn Jenner? Um, it isn’t okay? Since when? – Towleroad

The FDA may pull some morning sickness drug that Kim Kartrashian pimps out because she doesn’t tell her Twitter followers about its side effects. Forget pulling the drug, JAIL THAT BITCH IMMEDIATELY! – Jezebel

Christina Milian is giving you summertime lot lizard glamour – Hollywood Tuna 

My hero, my soulmate – The Berry 

Our Lady of Cheetos is doing Jane the VirginHuffPo

The Twin Peaks revival is really happening for real this time – OMG Blog

From the Department of Bitch, Please: Pregnant lizard Donald Sterling is suing TMZ for using editing to make him sound racist – Gawker

The TV Laura Ingalls is running for congress – SOW

Keira Knightley is obviously a Grey Gardens fan – Just Jared

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