Night Crumbs
Ben Affleck, seen above working his pointy man chichis like no other, and his people would like to clear up that “nanny riding on a private jet to Las Vegas with him and Tom Brady” story. Ben’s side claims there were other people on the private jet and she went to Las Vegas to work his charity event. So what I’m getting from their explanation is that they had an orgy on the private jet and Ben’s pet name for his peen is “charity event.” Thanks for clearing that up! – Lainey Gossip
LeAnn Rimes is not only full of shit, she’s full of vitamins too – Celebitchy
Kim Kartrashian got naked to prove that she’s really knocked up, but she mostly got naked, because she’s Kim Kartrashian. And on a different note, is she fucking that refrigerator? – Reality Tea
Backdoor Farrah got kicked out of a party. The host was obviously jealous of her beauty and star power – The Superficial
When #FreeThePeen goes wrong. Electrocuted wiener, anyone? – Drunken Stepfather
These bikini pictures of Denise Richards are just too natural and candid – The Nip Slip
Chloe Lattanzi looks like an Elizabeth Berkley Real Doll now and that is a major compliment – Popoholic
John Waters wonders why it’s not okay to make fun of Caitlyn Jenner? Um, it isn’t okay? Since when? – Towleroad
The FDA may pull some morning sickness drug that Kim Kartrashian pimps out because she doesn’t tell her Twitter followers about its side effects. Forget pulling the drug, JAIL THAT BITCH IMMEDIATELY! – Jezebel
Christina Milian is giving you summertime lot lizard glamour – Hollywood Tuna
My hero, my soulmate – The Berry
Our Lady of Cheetos is doing Jane the Virgin – HuffPo
The Twin Peaks revival is really happening for real this time – OMG Blog
From the Department of Bitch, Please: Pregnant lizard Donald Sterling is suing TMZ for using editing to make him sound racist – Gawker
The TV Laura Ingalls is running for congress – SOW
Keira Knightley is obviously a Grey Gardens fan – Just Jared
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