A cloud of black smoke was seen rushing down the street in L.A. shortly after midnight this morning and that was just Pimp Mama Kris scurrying her ass to the offices of Vivid Entertainment. Now that PMK’s youngest ATM, Kylie Jenner, is officially 18, she can finally turn that trick out by selling a sex tape to Vivid. It’s a pimp mother’s proudest moment.
Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood really became fame whore central last night when the entire Kartrashian koven and the paparazzi they called came out to celebrate Kylie Jenner’s 18th birthday. On Friday night, Kylie was papped driving a Mercedes G-Wagon (in shade: Look At Me Red) and TMZ said that it was a gift from her piece PedoTyga. TMZ later found out that the G-Wagon used to belong to Tyga’s baby mother Blac Chyna and when they broke up, she gave it back and he painted it red. Some of us burned 5 pounds of fat from laughing at the thought of Tyga recycling a gift. But TMZ is now saying that Kylie was just driving the G-Wagon. Tyga never gave it to her. Tyga’s real gift to his barely legal piece was a $260,000 Ferrari convertible. Tyga can’t even pay rent, but yet he somehow can afford to buy a Ferrari? My guess is that one of two things happened:
1. Tyga pawned off his exquisite Garfield chain to put a down payment on that Ferrari. In a few months, the paparazzi will capture Kylie trying to squeeze out authentic tears from her Botoxed ducts as Sonia from Operación Repo repossess her Ferrari.
2. PMK paid for that Ferrari and gave it to Tyga to give to Kylie, because she doesn’t want it to look like her little moneymaker is being taken advantage of by a disgusting leach who is using her for attention and cash.
And judging by the open-mouthed demonic look that PMK is making in the picture above, it’s totally number two. It’s surprising that PMK is not squirting out a crotch geyser of excitement from all the cameras on her.
Here’s more pictures from Kylie’s birthday including some of Kylie working the “rejected Rock of Love Bus contestant” look in that blond wig as well as pictures of Kim Kartrashian that there are no words for.