Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were papped going to the farmer’s market with their chirrun in Atlanta, GA over the weekend and it was the first time they were photographed together since their divorce went full Gone Girl 2.0 by rumors of his fling with the nanny popping up. The nanny is currently holed up in the Hotel Bel-Air on Ben’s dime (which is allegedly costing him $12,000), but she may break out and finally hit the ho stroll in a big way. The nanny may talk in a tell-all interview. In that picture above, Ben is either concentrating hard on slowly pushing out a stubborn fart or he’s about to caca his panties because he just found out that his alleged one-time piece may spill it to the media.
A source tells the New York Daily News that Christine Ouzounian has television interview offers landing at her hooves left and right. Entertainment Tonight and smug marimo ball Dr. Phil have apparently shat up offers to Christine and they’re willing to pay. Christine is considering their offers, but in her delusional mind, she believes she and Ben still have a chance to be a real thing and she knows that doing an interview will piss him off. The source put it like this:
“She has been offered several interviews, including paid appearances on ‘Dr. Phil’ and ‘Entertainment Tonight.’ These two outlets often pay for access and, at the moment, no one is a bigger get than her (Ouzounian).
[She] hasn’t committed to either interview. She hopes to have a future with Affleck and has made that clear to producers seeking interviews. She doesn’t want to burn the relationship completely.”
The source went on to say that Ben only saw her as a hit-it-and-quit-it piece and doesn’t want to go beyond that. So the source thinks that Christine may start talking after she figures out that Ben is done with her.
Entertainment Tonight also claims that Christine Instagrammed a paparazzi picture along with the Alicia Keys lyric: “She’s just a girl and she’s on fire.”
Either this is Christine’s way of saying that Ben gave her the herp or she’s telling us that her big fame whore moment is coming and soon all the spotlights will be on her.
Whatever the case may be, if the nanny is as crazy and obsessed as the tabloids are making her out to be, then the hallways of the Hotel Bel-Air were probably filled with the sound of the high-pitched screams of jealousy she let out while looking at these pictures of her man with his family. She probably had these pictures printed out and hummed the wedding march song as she pasted her own face over Jennifer Garner’s face.