Night Crumbs

August 10, 2015 / Posted by:

The Fantastic Four was a fantastic flop at the box office this past weekend and I’m sure its failure had nothing to do with Miles Teller and his perfect looks, perfect acting skills and perfect highball glass-shaped dick. If anything, that movie probably turned out to be a money-sucking turd because Miles Teller wasn’t in it enough! – Lainey Gossip 

Donald Trump wants Megyn Kelly to apologize and while he waits for that, I’m waiting for the creature on his head to finally devour his face, once and for all – Celebitchy

Poke at me when a real star like Angelyne or Shauna Sand joins the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reality Tea 

The big-tittied blonde model who isn’t Kate Upton nearly had a tit slip during a good old-fashioned paparazzi photo-op – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, but what about Sigourney Weaver?!?! – The Superficial 

Abigail Breslin does kind of look like a goth Meghan McCainIDLYITW

Brit Brit Spears legendary rock-hard Cheetos nips made an appearance last week – The Nip Slip 

The blog commenters who scream, “ENOUGH WITH THE KUNTRASHIANS,” under every Kartrashian post have a new leader – Towleroad

For why is Ruby Rose dressed like a third grader from 1987? – Popoholic

Prince, Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness, said that being signed to a record contract is like slavery and I guess we’re all supposed to be outraged or whatever, but I’m too busy wondering what flavor of lip gloss he was wearing when he said it. I’m going with mocha boysenberry – Jezebel

Zac Efron and The Rock’s nipples will run side-by-side in the Baywatch movie – Popsugar

Gather the kids around, John Oliver is teaching sex ed now – SOW

Three beautiful words: Idris Elba’s ass – OMG Blog 

FKA Twigs hasn’t seen one Twatlight movie and suddenly I’m jealous of FKA Twigs – ICYDK

I know it’s not Shirtless Friday anymore, but if there’s one day where we need a buffet of man nipples, it’s Monday – The Berry 

Leonardo DiCatchAHo won around $9k from the French tabloid that said he put a baby in RiRi – Just Jared

SeaWorld sucks and Steve-O climbed a crane in Hollywood to tell us that – HuffPo

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