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August 10, 2015 / Posted by:

The Elmer’s glue skin shell!

As I went through my timeline on Twitter last night, between the True Detective 2 hate and the hate on bitches hating on True Detective 2, @The90sLife tweeted this picture that made me stop, drop and roll back to the first grade.

Many of the kids in my class would smear Elmer’s all over their hands, let it dry and then slowly peel it off like we were molting and it was an extra layer of skin. It would bring us so much joy. We’d cackle into the air as we pulled it off. We had contests where we’d battle it out to see who could pull off the biggest piece. A few of my little classmates got banned from craft time because they wouldn’t stop doing it. They were addicted to pulling their shell of glue off and couldn’t stop. It was their favorite thing. I’m surprised they didn’t become serial killers. Or did they?

And I may or may not have relived this shit from my childhood the “adult way” by doing an Elmer’s glue face mask.

Pic: Pinterest

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