Open Post: Hosted By Wendy Williams Taking A Tumble Off A Stage

August 9, 2015 / Posted by:

Wendy Williams is currently on a tour called The Sit Down Tour, and she might want to change that to The Stay Seated Tour, because last night she got a little too close to the edge of the stage and fell right off. Don’t worry – Wendy Williams is alright; I guess the floor realized they were about to come in contact with a national treasure, and they gently caught her like the precious Snagglepuss-sounding angel that she is.

Clumsy types fall off the stage for all sorts of reasons (drunk, drunk, sleepy, drunk), but the best part about Wendy falling is that everyone was chanting “Go Wendy! Go Wendy!” right before she went down. They really should have changed the chant to “Stop Wendy! Stop Wendy!” the second she started shuffling dangerously close to the edge.

I know Wendy is OK, but what I really want to know is how those gorgeous granny stockings are doing. I hope she didn’t get a run in them when she ate shit off the stage. As someone who truly appreciates classic Hooters girl realness (short shorts, thick stockings, white sneakers) I can’t help but be deeply concerned for those stockings.

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