If Nicki Minaj’s use of the words “baby” and “father” are true, then there’s a tiny fetus with Nicki’s original butt chilling out underneath that busted off-brand Ice Capades costume. TMZ says that during a Pinkprint Tour show in Burgettstown, PA last night, Nicki Minaj put the stunt in ohyoushamelessstuntqueenyou by vaguely referring to her maybe fiance and the star of Drake’s most recent tear-stained diary entry Meek Mill “my baby father.” Meek responded by smiling and blushing on the outside, and hollering “Ha ha! Looks like you can upgrade my job title” in Drake’s direction on the inside. And somewhere in Destiny’s Castle, Beyonce is slow-clapping for Nicki’s expert-level attention-grabbing possible pregnancy announcement skills.
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Nicki didn’t exactly confirm that Meek’s anaconda slithered up inside her inside parts and covered her eggs in hollandaise, and so far she’s said nothing on Twitter (that’s a first), so who knows if she’s actually pregnant. Although she did sort of fan the flames on Instragram by posting a group picture from after the show and captioning it “My beautiful babies.” Meanwhile, MediaTakeOut has been saying since June that she’s knocked up, so this could be Nicki’s way of announcing that she’s with fetus.
If she is pregnant, then I cannot wait for two things. One, the bonkers-to-Mars-and-back name she gives it. Boy or girl, my guess is Myx Moscato™ (alien symbols) Minaj Mill or More Royal Than Lil Kim’s Baby Royal Reign. Two, seeing how jealous her ass gets when her stomach eclipses it in size. Yes, I see a ass vs. stomach parking lot slap fight sometime in the second trimester (my money’s on ass).