Night Crumbs

August 7, 2015 / Posted by:

Bentobox Cummerbund is starring in Hamlet in London and some critics shit on his performance. In his defense, it was probably hard for the critics to focus on his performance while inhaling the scent of boiling crotch yogurt wafting off of his crazed and horny fans in the audience – Lainey Gossip 

Tommy Girl allegedly hasn’t seen Suri Cruise in 2 years, which is a shame for him, because she’d totally tell him that his mop looks a mess and his fillers are making him look like a deranged chipmunk – Celebitchy

Bai Ling is the artistic and elegant gift that keeps on giving – Drunken Stepfather

It’s Friday, so why not drink up Michelle Rodriguez’s wet crotch bush with your eyes? – The Superficial 

Yolanda Foster’s leaky tit implants may have been making her extra sick – Reality Tea 

Radar thinks that Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are going to turn into Stephanie March and Bobby Flay 2.0IDLYITW

Besides those Hollywood Blvd. jeans from 1991, Salma Hayek looks hot – Popoholic

Sam Smith gives his greatest performance! – Towleroad

As much as I worship every piece of Cookie Lyon, the news of a spin-off starring a younger her is just a whole lot of NOOOOOOOOO – Jezebel

“Ugh, I can’t believe you forgot the strap-on” is what Gayle King is totally thinking in that picture – Popsugar

Anna Kournikova and Enrique Iglesias are still together, because I know you’ve been wondering – Just Jared

Tuna the Dog does Anna Kendrick better than Anna Kendrick does Anna Kendrick – The Berry 

It wouldn’t be Jon Stewart’s last Daily Show episode without a burn from Arby’s – Gawker

And yet that twerking dog toy from Walmart still twerks better than Miley CyrusHollywood Tuna 

Why, hello there, Joel Edgerton’s nalgas – (NSFW) OMG Blog

It sounds like Denise O’Hare plays a drag queen Elizabeth Taylor in the next American Horror Story and yes, that’s something I want in my life – HuffPo

QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: Allison is out AGAIN tomorrow, so J. Harvey is covering for her. She’ll cover Sunday.


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