I always thought that 99% of the stuff in Lifetime’s “unauthorized” movies were completely made up or snatched from fanfiction sites, but I was wrong. Some of that stuff is true. Lifetime released a clip from their future Emmy sweeper “The Unauthorized Full House Story” where John Stamos (played by Miley Cyrus’ ex-piece Justin Gaston) tries to get the Olsens replaced because they won’t stop crying. At the Television Critics Association’s press tour in Beverly Hills yesterday, John said that it really happened. John got producers to switch out the Olsens, but the new babies they got were fugly gingers, so Mary-Kate and Ashley were brought back. via Vulture
“It’s sort of true that the Olsen twins cried a lot. It was very difficult to get the shot. So I [gesturing], ‘Get them out…!’ That is actually 100 percent accurate. They brought in a couple of unattractive redheaded kids. We tried that for a while and that didn’t work. [Producers] were like, all right, get the Olsen twins back. And that’s the story.”
It makes sense that the Olsens are the only living things on the planet who aren’t charmed by John Stamos.
But really, is John Stamos God’s chosen one who is protected by an invisible barrier and an army of angels? Because he tried to get the Olsens fired from the job that helped them become the multi-millionaire fashion evilings they are today AND he recently called them liars. How is it possible that they haven’t skinned him alive, turned his hide into a caftan, slapped their brand label on it and sold it at Barney’s for $14,000? Oikos yogurt must be like kryptonite to millionaire goth gnomes.