Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 7, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

RONALD RAVEN!

The breakout star of the “Bridesmaids” part of the Republican presidential debate (aka the bottom 7 debate) last night was Ronald Raven who became a Twitter darling when he was name checked by Rick Perry. Or as my mom refers to him as: “That’s Kerry Petty’s dad, right?” (FYI: “Kerry Petty” is mom talk for “Katy Perry.”)

While talking about political stuff, Rick Perry meant to say, “Ronald Reagan,” but, “Ronald Raven,” came out of his mouth instead. Rick Perry’s team tried to call all of our ears LIARS by saying that he never said, “Ronald Raven,” but nope. Nice try. He said it and he can’t take it back. Quoth the Raven, forevermore.

And at that moment, Ronald Raven became my pick for president. Ronald Raven/Big Bird 2016!

Pic: YouTube (which predicted that Ronald Raven would take the political world by storm!)

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