Who Is July’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

August 5, 2015 / Posted by:

It’s already time to vote for the 7th Hot Slut of the Month this year. To quote my old auntie, “Time soars when you’re being fun.” (She always fucks up popular phrases) This month, your choices are a J-pop metal band, a dangling dildo artist, the lion-killing dentist hunters and the Mexican Maxi Pad Queen! I think I just described all the new shows on TLC’s fall line-up. As usual, the first three were chosen by your Facebook likes and the fourth choice is the wild card pick, which my ass chooses. Here’s the final 4:

Ladybaby  – The J-pop metal band from the acid wonderland of Japan.

The Dildo Decorator of Portland – The genius artiste or artistes who turned Portland into a beautiful dick dreamland by dangling dildos from the power lines.

The Dentist Hunters – The two messes who trolled the dentist who killed Cecil the Lion by sneaking around his neighborhood with Nerf guns and stuffed lion toy bait.

Patricia Navidad – The actress/singer from Mexico who slapped down the feminine product haters who made fun of her after her maxi pad free fell off of her crotch during a live performance on TV.

Voting is below and the winning Hot Slut will be announced on Monday. Vote WITH YOUR LIFE!


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